Wednesday, 28 January 2009

ANOTHER CONSPIRACY EXPOSED

Hello again folks! On this sad day it is perhaps representative of my personality and sense of humour to temper the sad news in my previous blog entitled "Remembering Charlie Davis" with something a little lighter-hearted.
My sources in Mossad; the CIA and the Cliff Richard Organization have at great personal risk advised me of the true cause of the aeroplane crash recently in the Hudson River where, miraculously, everyone survived due to the professionalism of the pilots.
I can exclusively reveal that the airliner was downed by a flock of covert Canadian Geese who deliberately carried out a suicide flock attack; signalling a new and dangerous tactic adopted by Al Qaeda in North America. The picture opposite was taken by two [2] innocent bird watchers moments before the co-ordinated manoeuvre was initiated. Their identity has been withheld on the grounds of national security!!!
God bless you and God bless Israel ... KJS ... 28-Jan-2009

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