Tuesday, 6 October 2009
HAVE A LAUGH ON ME
Hello again folks! These made me giggle; so here are a few one-liners to cheer you up in these ever darkening days:
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
A Polish man went to the DVLC to apply for a driving licence. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy!"
A Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of Gonorrhea in the convent.""Thank Mary," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonnay."
God bless you and God bless Israel ... Keith JS ... 06-Oct-2009